09 April 2014

90

My grandmother, my only living grandparent, who spoiled me rotten when I was young, who sent me candy every Easter and Halloween while I was in grad school, who raised two kids who turned out pretty well, who watched those kids marry good spouses, who loved her five grandkids and watched some of them marry good spouses, who was devoted to her husband as he was devoted to her, who makes a mean marinara sauce, who makes a mean bracciole, who makes a mean eggplant parmesan, who taught me to fry my meatballs and make my gnocchi small, whose cheesecake has ruined all other cheesecakes for me, who manages to stay in touch with family across the world, who filled huge stockings with gifts at Christmastime, who always has a story about a cousin or an aunt or an uncle, who says 'muah' very loudly when she kisses me, who watched us when my folks left town, who traveled through Europe with my sister, who traveled through Europe with me, who has a small but valuable group of friends, who watches Penn State football games and soap operas with indulgence, who takes the time to talk to me every Saturday (usually), who warned my college roommate that not eating vegetables would keep him irregular, who always stressed the importance of education, who came to every junior high and high school concert I (and my sisters and cousins) sang and played, who drinks a Brandy Alexander every year (whether she needs it or not), who played Centipede late into the night on the Atari 5200, whose stern look can stop you in your tracks, whose big laugh is infectious, who played the 'straight man' to my grandfather in their lifetime comedy act, turns 90 today.

Happy Birthday Mom-Mom!  I love you.

29 November 2013

A Guide to Gift-Giving for Long-Distance Givers

Here in LA, most of us are transplants from elsewhere in the country. My family is in Virginia, and my wife’s is in Missouri.  Every January, as the holidays wind down, I hear lots of stories about gift-giving gone awry due to the great distance (physical and psychological) between gifter and giftee.  Of course, the gifts are given with generosity of spirit and magnanimity of soul, but despite good intentions, the process of giving and receiving can often miss the mark and cause more stress.  I hope that I can mitigate some of that stress by compiling a small collection of guidelines for long-distance gift-giving.  Follow these guidelines, and the gift-giving-and-receiving process will be more focused on the spirit of the season and less on the stress of commerce and retail.

  • If the recipient will be flying, avoid giving large gifts.  No microwaves, no cases of wine, no bulky sports equipment.  If you want to give something that’s sizable, consider giving them a photograph to open in person. My sister Denise suggests that if you want to give large gifts to travelers far from home, the giver should take responsibility for shipping the gift back to the recipient’s home. Think of the shipping postage as part of the expense of the gift.
  • Unless you are absolutely sure of the recipient’s taste and size, make sure you give gifts that the recipient can return in THEIR hometown, not yours.  National chains (Macy’s, Target, etc.) allow you to buy at one store and return at another.  Or, perhaps there are local boutiques in your recipient’s hometown that you can shop via the internet?
  • Even if the recipient is visiting you, restrain from buying from local boutique in your hometown. If the gift doesn’t work out, your recipient will need to spend time during their visit returning the gifts instead of spending time with you.
  • Are you shipping a gift?  Confirm the shipping address with the recipient.  Many people have different addresses for receiving letters and packages, and if you send packages to a mailbox, they can often end up disappearing.
  • Are you buying for children (grandkids, neices, nephews, etc.)?  Avoid the desire to buy every cute outfit and stuffed animal you see, and instead, focus on gifts that are meaningful.  Ask the child’s parents for great gift ideas.  Says pal Lael Logan:  Many of us are trying to give our kids the joy and excitement of presents while also balancing it with teaching the "true" meaning of this time. Perhaps you could take the kids on a special holiday outing instead - to see Santa, or ride a train - creating traditions and memories is how we'd like to teach our kids about this season.”
  • Make a donation.  It’s a terrific way to give something with meaning for more than just your recipient, and it’s very convenient for weary travelers.  Says friend Katherine Resch: “We're doing that for the adults on my side of the family this year, and we're having a lot of fun choosing a charity that will be personal to each family unit.”
  • Give a membership. Pal Meredith Leonard Morton says that she and her sister “giving annual memberships or admission tickets to a museum or other local attractions.” It’s a gift that you can personalize and can be enjoyed for a whole year!
  • Don’t give crap.  Are you sending your loved one a candy-cane filled with M&Ms?  A bobblehead Santa?  If so, consider just abandoning the gift altogether.  Maybe just send a card, or a gift certificate, which brings me to my last guideline:
  • Gift cards, gift certificates, and cash are always welcome, though some think they’re too impersonal.  You can make them less impersonal by buying a gift card for a specific store that’s local to the recipient.  Was there a boutique that you discovered the last time you visited your sister?  Buy her a gift card for that place, and when she calls to thank you for the gift, you can have a nice time remembering your trip.  See!  Much nicer than a boring sweater from Macy’s.



These guidelines are assembled from my experiences as a long-distance giver and receiver, and those of my friends.  If you’ve got any additional guidelines, feel free to comment, and next year, when I repost, I’ll try to include some of them!

15 September 2013

Late summer garden

S has been renovating the garden recently, pulling dying plants out, putting new plants in. We also picked up a couple of statues on sale, and we've placed them in the shade bed in the side yard.  Check it out:

Ganesh is nestled amongst the shade bed:


A small monk sits underneath a leaf:



The monk and Ganesh must've inspired this mantis:


This bed held tomatoes, lettuce, and zucchini.  Now, beets and more lettuce!


Tomatoes, basil, lemons, and other good things!




26 August 2013

Union Station

Yesterday, my friend C and I went down to Union Station for a mini photosafari. We each brought a couple of lenses (me: wide and prime; him: super-fancy-wide and a zoom) and spent an hour or so wandering the train station and shooting things and stuff.  I don't like a lot of people in my photos, so it was a little tough to find shots.  But, I did get some nice ones: